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Chuckman Advertisement - Closet Deodorant
Strong enough for a super hero, but made for a woman.
  • For an all day closet feeling, closet fresh
  • For external use only
  • If red rash occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician immediately
  • Although rare, some uncontrollable bleeding may occur as a result of this product
  • Not for human consumption
  • Contents of container may be hot
  • Do not expose to heat source as product may spontaneously burst into flames, or explosion may occur
  • Not to be used as a condiment, for birth control, or for pest control
  • Never turn your back on this product
  • If you must sleep in the same room with this product, always use a nightlight
  • Do not attempt to feed or water this product after midnight
  • The manufacturers of this product in no way endorse the use of this product
  • The manufacturers of this product are in no way liable for any injuries or deaths that occur as a result of product's use