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Power Up with Chuckman candy bars. Now with more real red dye number four. Not recommended for those that are pregnant or nursing, or those that might wish to ever become pregnant. Common side effects include (but are not necessarily limited to): Dry mouth, excessive belly button lint, bloodshot eyes, uncontrollable urges to urinate, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, excessive flatulence, nighttime sweats, uncontrollable muscle movement, and death.