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Chuckman Advertisement - Frozen Burritos Closeup
  • Now in your grocer's freezer!
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  • Nutritional Information: None
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  • Ingredients:
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  • Filling: Water, beef (what parts I wonder), beans (again, what kind? Can't we be less specific?), preservatives, other.
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  • Tortilla: Tortilla dough, tortilla flavorings, and other natural (and unnatural) flavors.
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  • Warning: Not meant to be consumed by humans. Laboratory tests have suggested that repeated exposure can degrade motor and cognitive functions (including the ability to do simple math). Although the manufacture of this product follows FDA guidelines, the FDA does not condone or recommend the use of this product.
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  • Chuckman Foods is a part of Chuckman Industries a division of Chuckman Global Incorporated. Look us up on the Stock Exchange under CMGI.